redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

redbikeprince:

i have never read anything more blatantly written by a man before

you're still doin the crush thing right? Well I met my crush a while ago and I never thought much of him until one of my friends said he might've been interested in me and then I started to realize like holy shit he's actually really good looking and really nice to me and he's hilarious and holy crap I actually do really like him and I never noticed his attempts at talking to me. but now I don't know if that's just friendliness on his part or genuine interest in me wweh
Anonymous

the best way to know is ask!!

well actually my crush is my girlfriend and that might sound weird but my feelings for her are the same as the first time i realized that i was crushing on her and it makes me really happy to her them requited but sometimes i feel as if she isn't as crazy for me as i am her especially when i have to remind her just to say that she loves me but maybe im overthinking it we've been together for about 5 months now and we talk everyday and it's not like she's been ignoring me or anything...
Anonymous

assurance is nice but you don’t need it every time you talk!!

monster asks!!!
Vampire: Someone offers you a chance at immortality. Do you take it, and why or why not?
Werewolf: If you had to spend your life with just one person, who would it be?
Witch: If you could change one thing about the world, what would it be?
Ghost: Do you have any regrets?
Frankenstein: Is someone telling you how to live your life, or are you an independent person?
Mummy: If you were to fall into an eternal sleep, do you think anyone would miss you?
Zombie: Do you miss anyone right now?
Faerie: If you could get away with anything, what would you do?
Nymph: What are you like when you’re by yourself?
Mermaid: How far would you go to keep the one you love?
Shapeshifter: What would you change about yourself?
Banshee: If you knew one of your loved ones/best friends had only one day left to live, how would you spend that last day with them?
Siren: If you could make anyone do anything, what would you make them do?
Genie: If you had one wish that would come true and couldn’t be reversed, what would you ask for?
Fury: What is a word/phrase that you dread to hear?
Incubus: What would someone have to do to get in your pants?
Succubus: What’s one thing you can’t live without?
my crush is long distance and shes really amazing but she hasnt responded to me in a few days and I'm really worried, but I'm also scared I'm being too clingy at the same time though and it's making me scared to message her about it ahhh I don't know what to do :c
Anonymous

i say chill on the talking for a bit, people aren’t always online my friend

the few times we talk are when she needs comfort and any other attempt to converse is a fruitless effort i dont know why i feel for her so hard
Anonymous

i know that feel bruh

you’ll get better

earthwanker:

Do you ever hear someone’s voice and kinda wanna fuck it

I met my crush online... I kinda feel weird about online relationships but it felt right with him. He's so sweet and cute and just ugh. The first time we talked on the phone he couldn't stop giggling because he loved my voice. If made my heart melt. He plans to come see me over the summer, so I'm beyond excited :3. I think he might be "the one" ^.^
Anonymous

aww! you go anon c: i hope he’s the one too!!

susemoji:

gaypee:

animalsandtrees:

"Very important. General rule for English speakers - if you don’t do it in the human context, don’t do it in the nonhuman context.

Just make a little effort to say “she or he” or “her or him” if you don’t know the sex. It’s a little effort with a very important social message.

Nonhuman animals are *persons*, not *things*. Therefore, we should refer to a nonhuman animal as a “she” or “he,” never as an “it.””

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Bye

like that one anon i have had a crush on this guy and he had one on me but he has awful experiences dating his friends since his two major experiences almost destroyed his friendship with them. we've decided to do the same as that last anon
Anonymous

that’s good, i’m glad you’re keeping a level head

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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it's cliche, but my crush is my best friend. She's this adorable lanky little woodland-pixie type with dark features. I wish we could be together, but she's just in a bad place where I'm the only one she trusts, and we've decided we have to keep our feelings for each other subdued, because we need each other as friends more than anything at the moment and can't risk losing it
Anonymous

that’s a very mature decision, anon

i’m proud that you value your friendship over being in a relationship with her

(part 2 now) as she explained, she's only with the guy at this point because the home he provides for her is better than being homeless again. I want nothing more than to just hold her close to me and discover the world with her, together, but she doesn't want to hurt the guy she's with- he's a nice dude, but they're like 6 years apart and he wants the exact opposite of what she does in life. It's killing her, and our mutual love for each-other is killing us. Is poop, man. I don't know what do.
Anonymous

sounds like you need to get a house for you two immediately


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