based on your diet, do you think your cum tastes good or bad?
Anonymous

probably pretty sweet

I’ve been eating pineapples

how do you get so many horney sexey ladies to message you on tmi tuesday
Anonymous

good quesh anon the answer is I don’t know

how wide r ur nipples

man I just checked they’re not even an inch across lmao

ask ur mom how r my sperm taste

when yoshi lay eggs what does they smell like haha

tmi tuesday ask me thing

shychiaichi:

when ur in a bad mood but dont want to worry your friends

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After Clocking Out and a Customer Tries to Ask For Shit

finalfantasyfootball:

saviorownsoul:

finalfantasyfootball:

hey there;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;goop dude

dont do this

do what;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;;goop dude

-squeals a bit happily- yaaay
Anonymous

it’s good to know i make someone happy uwu

I knoooow -sobs- I'd love to meet you you seem awesooome!
Anonymous

!!! well maybe someday this will happen

i just found my old gameboy advance and how the fuck was i ever able to play this thing. i seriously cannot see a thing without sitting in an uncomfortable position towards my light
Anonymous

you know anon i think backlighting has truly made us spoiled

I'm in Riverview
Anonymous

that’s so heckin far away

i have crushes on you because you seem like an awesome person were both in MI and I RARELY see internet famous people in MI so A FUCKING PLUS and....YOU PUT THE SPIDER PUSS PUSS QUESTION INTO AUDIO AND AUGH YOU HAVE MY HEART FOREVER SIR
Anonymous

WHOA WAIT WHAT TO HECK WHERE IN MICHIGAN

i’m in grand rapids

i HAVE A SUPER DOOPER CRUSH ON YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE SUPER DOOPER ADORABLY ADORBS AND I DIE OF ADORABLENESS
Anonymous

THAT is certainly a way to tell me ;o;


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